Laugh Therapy.

What can we learn from Hollywood movies?

A good laugh is worth a thousand of pills. That was known for ages.
I have found these items on a Russian jokes web site.

Here I am trying to translate them.

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1. Police officers during investigation of a crime have a duty to visit strip club at least once.

2. Foreigners prefer to speak English even being alone.

3. If somebody chases you, you should dive into a parade crowd. There is always some parade around.

4. L-shaped blanket covers any bed. It covers male up to waist, female - up to chin. 

5. German army officers do not need to know German. Broken English with German accent is the best communication mode.

6. Any police investigation involves a chase. Any chase involves wrecking half of a middle-size city (should be at least 100,000 inhabitants). During the chase on average you destroy 15 cars, 10 trucks, 7 poles, 2-3 buses. Everything should immediately blast and burn. All bystanders will stay alive if it is an American city. 57 bystanders will die if this is a foreign country.

7. Lipstick does not fade even when the girl is in a shower or SCUBA diving.

8. Anybody can land a plane.

9. Been in Paris you will see Eiffel tower form any window

10. When you need to hide, the best place is ventilation system.  Nobody will think you are there.  Yet you can get into any room inside the building.

11. Any time bomb shows big RED Digit display.

12. Kitchen does not have a light. If a hero needs a light he will open a refrigerator.

13. Being alone in a dark gloomy building at night, a girl hears suspicious sounds. She will dress on her best sexiest lingerie to check for the noise.

14. All medieval and ancient people had glistering, well groomed and healthy hair and perfect teeth.

15. All ancient people had perfect skin except villains.

16.  If a street gang or a troop attacks you, they will attack you anyway one by one in order to give you fair chance. While others wait their queue, they imitate the threatening moves.

17. Anybody can open a lock with a pin, staple or a credit card. The exception is only when there is a small baby locked in a burning house.

18. If you are out of ammunition, you will always find some more cartridges in your pockets or somewhere. It doesn't matter that you forgot to bring some.

19. A hero should save between 2 and 6 billions human lives.

20. A villain always read a small lecture to the hero before shooting him. This pause is necessary to give the hero time to prepare some nasty action and avoid the death.

21. Six-shooters shoot 30-40 times. Probably they load pistols with automatic weapon magazines.

22. When villain comes into the house, the female character takes shower behind clear curtain.

23.  The best detective solving complex case gets a suspension or 48 hours deadline to finish the case.

24. Cars in an accident always blast and burn.

25.  Abandoned steel production plants are the places where good hero goes when he wants to find his lost friend.

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